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Carol Perkins: The new rug

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By Carol Perkins

The new welcome mat was a woven cream and tan braided weatherproof plastic. Guy commented on how pretty it was, so rather than putting it outside where I had intended for it to go, I laid it in front of the stove (range) and admired how it fit the room.

Seconds after setting it down, I decided to make a cup of coffee.

I stood on one side of the mat--it didn't say "Welcome"--while the Kerg stood on the other. You know what's coming.

I turned, stepped on the mat, and sailed through the air like a kite. It slid to my right while I went down on my left. I banged my head on the wooden cabinet. I think it bounced.

At first, Guy thought I had fainted and then slipped. The cracking sound from the head hitting the wood cabinet led Guy to either call the ambulance or try to get me up.


While I rubbed the back of my head, Guy announced the rug had to go, "because we didn't need something like that around."

"You Think?" was my response.

Getting up presented a problem. I tried to hold Guy's hands and pull myself up, but all that did was bruise my knuckles. Plus, I landed on both knees before I flipped or twisted, and they were useless.

Guy placed a padded chair in front of me; I put both elbows in the seat and eased myself up, inch by inch.

My knee was bleeding, bruises were coming on both legs, and my head hurt. I ignored Guy's suggestion that I go to the ER for a head scan.

Guy was on a mission to remove the throw rugs. "You're gonna break a hip or kill yourself," he insisted.

I don't know why I have them. I didn't grow up with "scatter rugs," as we called them. I guess Martha Stewart uses them.


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