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Carol Perkins: I'm Finished

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By Carol Perkins

I have made a decision, as Spring approaches, that I am through with flowers and flower bulbs. I have set out enough for my yard to look like a picture out of Southern Living, but I have an Iris here and a tulip there.

Guy tilled up a large space for wildflowers and we probably sowed 100 pounds of seeds, but all I saw were a few that would have come up on their own. Sunflowers won't even grow in the sun. Cannons? One came up. My buttercups never disappoint, but they have a short life. Even my trees die. I should fill the yard with artificial flowers. Then the yard would look like a cemetery.

Flowers make me happy. Roses, even the knockouts that are supposed to grow anywhere, disappoint. The buds fall off as quickly as they bloom. Regular roses don't even attempt to produce. I might get one bloom late in the year. They look so pretty in the garden shops, but I've wasted too much money and time trying to get them to live. I have vowed to fill my flower boxes and let my flower beds grow over. Guy is thankful.

Some things are not within my reach.


Growing things is for those who are patient, attentive, and knowledgeable. I am none of those when it comes to planting or gardening. We once tried to grow a garden where we once lived, but the backyard was a swamp. Alligators could have lived happily there. The garden we attempted where we live now was not rich in soil. Not even an onion would grow. Not even a tomato. We couldn't even grow tomatoes in a bucket with a wire. Guy gave up gardening, but I continued to labor over a flower garden. I am finished.

As soon as I get the pansies out of the back of my truck and in my flower boxes, I'm finished. As soon as I visit my friend who has dozens of irises to give me, I'm finished. Like an obsessed Diet Coke drinker who must have one from McDonald's every day, I must stay away from garden shops. Guy contends I didn't know we had a yard until I retired. "I have dug enough holes in this yard to bury dead animals." Not this summer. I'm finished. As soon as I get...


You can contact Carol at carolperkins06@gmail.com.


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