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Phillip Coffey - Platitudes Platitudes - By Phillip Coffey Fashioned his hair into a Mohawk, complete with a 'rattail' Fully expressing himself with all of his pleas - carried it all In a bottle strapped just below his left knee - for a handy crutch. Had the solution to all of others' problems with all the well-rehearsed Cliches from an earlier age - only shared then in a smoke-filled room. Got up each and every day, never taking on the realities so common, Among all of humanity. Just write me a letter, be sure to place a postage stamp on it, As the Government requires. Give you a quick response to you when I have the time. Please pull the lever with my name written to the side. Give the grievances to the committee of one - will soon sweep it aside! With a broom covered with a towel to assure that nothing is damaged In the Palatial justice Halls. This story was posted on 2023-01-21 17:55:59
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